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Sunday Stealing: Mash Up Meme

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It’s Sunday. So once again it’s time for Sunday Stealing.
This week’s meme has been happily swiped from My Random Randomness. Enjoy! :)

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(1) Oh, how depression stops me from cleaning…

1. What’s overdue for a good cleaning?

Depression is my friend. We are intimately connected and have been since I was thirteen years old. Depression stops me from doing many things; for example, socializing, laughing, smiling, feeling contented, enjoying strawberry jam on toast and cleaning. Oh, how depression stops me from cleaning. When the shadow of darkness clouds my soul, the last thing I want to do is clean. Thus, my kitchen, nay, my entire house, needs a damn good clean.

2. What’s overdue for some kind of professional examination, service, maintenance, or upkeep? 

Me. It’s been a while since I last had a professional examination or general maintenance. I could do with a long soak in a hot bath, followed by a deep tissue massage, followed by all manner of things to make my skin glow and my soul sing. But alas, I doubt it will happen in the near future. :(

3. Who’s overdue for a phone call or letter to you? 

Given my mental health, I live a socially isolated, lonely life. I have few friends to speak of and even fewer that I keep in regular contact with. Perhaps some of my Canadian friends, whom I met whilst traveling that fair, wide land, would appreciate a letter to update them on my actions since we last spoke. But I fear that letter would never be sent, for I have no idea where they now live, so would have nowhere to send it.

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(4) Maybe an appearance by P!nk for an impromptu concert…

4. What’s overdue for an appearance in your neighborhood? 

Anything. My neighborhood is a miserable, boring, melancholy place. Nothing of note ever happens in this town. So it would be wonderful if something was to happen. Maybe an appearance by P!nk for an impromptu concert, or a visit from the Sword-fighting Appreciation Society of Australia, would liven up my neck of the woods. We can but dream.

5. Who’s overdue for a good comeuppance? 

Tony Abbott, the Australian Prime Minister, and general buffoon.

6. What’s a gross food you like anyway?

I was thinking last night, as I casually dined on spaghetti on toast, that this foodstuff is kinda weird. It’s very slimy, very wormy, and not very delectable on the texture scale. But all the same, I enjoyed slipping it down my throat.

7. Who’s an unlikable person you like anyway?

I can’t think of a single person whom I like that I would consider unlikable. unlikable people, like Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Paris Hilton, are people I have little to no time for. In fact, I only have time for decent, wonderful people, like David Tennant, Vanessa Hudgens or Karen Gillan.

8. What’s an unpleasant task you enjoy performing anyway?

Vacuuming. I love vacuuming and don’t understand why people dislike this household chore with as much passion as they do.

9. What’s a dumb song you enjoy anyway?

10. What’s a lousy restaurant you frequent anyway?

There are no restaurants I frequent on a regular basis. In fact, it’s been over eighteen months since I last dined out. Due to my mental health I live on a disability pension, and unfortunately, paying someone else to cook for me is just not within my budget!

11. What’s your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?

Film: (one of the few films I would rate as a masterpiece of cinema!)

Television program: (as if you couldn’t guess, given yesterday’s post!)

12. Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?

I have not. The closest I’ve come was getting my fortune told in the middle of Rundle Mall when I was manic in Adelaide. She told me in six weeks things would change, and six weeks later, my mania ceased. So maybe there’s something to all this psychic mumbo-jumbo.

13. Have you ever used the phrase “back in my time” to someone younger than you?

No. Like I said, I live a socially isolated, lonely life. And that includes people who are younger than me!

14. Have you ever done something really unbelievable, only to have no one around to see it?

I fell off the treadmill whilst at the gym the other day. That was pretty unbelievable. But given the tittering of laughter and applause that rippled round the gym, people did in fact see that wondrous moment. I guess the closest I can think of to achieving something unbelievable that no-one witnessed was writing my novel, which was lost when my backpack was stolen during my homeless experience. Thus, it is the great unread novel.

15. If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you?

I would much rather have a building named after me. Perhaps an art gallery, museum or library. People have told me I’m not a very attractive fellow (and by people, I mean the sociopathic narcissist who abused me for several months) so I don’t think I would be all that pretty a statue. It might scare the kiddies. And that wouldn’t be a good thing!

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10 thoughts on “Sunday Stealing: Mash Up Meme

  1. I liked that b’witched video. Being American, I always find Australian accents charming. I hope your workouts at the gym are helping.

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    • My workouts are helping. I was rendered a little sore after my first go last Wednesday, but I fought through the pain. As they say no pain, no gain! :)

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  2. Do I have a deal for you!! I’ll pay your plane fare here if you’ll do all the vacuuming I ever need to do for the rest of my life, and you can live in the house for free even! Oh how I loathe with a seething hatred doing vacuuming. And mopping. And most everything else floor-related. I don’t know why. Well, yes I do: my mom made me vacuum the stairs regularly, and that chore just sucks. (pun intended)

    And having now seen a photo of you (with a snake, yes, but I wasn’t that interested in the snake), I can categorically deny that you are in any way “ugly.” So a big FU to your idiot former abuser; she’s just wrong.

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    • I’ll accept your deal as long as I don’t have to do the mopping. I hate that chore with a fiery, intense passion. Ick. One of my least favourite things. And thank you for disagreeing with my abuser, it helps to know not everyone thinks the way she did! Happy Sunday to you! :)

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      • Well, shoot. :( Who’s gonna mop all my non-carpeted floors? That’s most of my house! Cuz, yeah, mopping sucks. And blows. And generally is the worst chore ever. I vote we make your idiotic ex do all mopping forever! But not at my house, thanks.

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        • Completely agree we make my witch of an ex do the mopping. A horrible, depressing chore that she should be tasked to do for the rest of eternity! :)

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  3. Vacuuming is about the only chore I actually like, too. Also, it certainly sounds like there’s something to this psychic stuff. You are an amazing writer.

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  4. Oh, I listened to that B’witched song, now it’s stuck in my head! And I detest vacuuming. I wish I knew why I hate it so much, it’s one I really dread.

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