Yesterday’s WordPress Daily Prompt was:
Tell us about something you’ve done that you would advise a friend never to do.
(What? I’m running late. Sue me :p)
1. Opt for love over a university course…
Once upon a time I was accepted into a highly regarded university photography course. If I’d taken the course I’d most likely be a world-famous photographer by now, spending my day’s shooting inspiring landscapes and releasing erotic/fetish folios under a pseudonym.
Instead, after chosing love, I’m an (ex) homeless socially-isolated mentally-ill man after the person I emigrated for had a relationship with another man, lied to me for years and never once understood how her actions made me feel in light of the sacrifices I’d made for her.
Yep, don’t even think about it. Choose education.
2. Turn down the chance of realising one of your dreams…
In 1999, my anxiety seized control of my mind and body and pulled me away from realising a life-long dream. To this day, no matter how hard I’ve tried this dream has remained unfulfilled. I hope it won’t stay that way forever…
3. Watch Catwoman
I watched it once…and then wanted to gouge my eyes out with a spoon!
If you really need a Catwoman fix, I recommendor a session playing :)
4. Let a friend down…
I’ve done it. And I lost their friendship forever.
If you value your friendships always be there for those you love, otherwise your regret will eat away at you from the inside like a vicious parasite and leave you an empty, hollow, husk of the person you once were.
5. Attempt suicide…
Overdoses…hanging…wristcutting…jumping…drowning…been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. However bad you feel, however lost you find yourself, however confused you become, however much pain you’re feeling, it will get better.
So if you feel suicidal, seek help. Talk to your friends, call a helpline, tell someone…anyone!
The alternative is not worth thinking about.
6. Streak down a major shopping mall in order to win a kinky bet…
…actually, no. I would whole-heartedly recommend you do this whenever the situation presents itself :p