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Is there an upside to a suicide attempt?

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HELL YES!

I was thinking about this the other night (and yesterday, and this morning actually) after writing my lengthy and somewhat emotional posts on suicide.

OH HELL YES!

Following my latest suicide attempt I had been reported missing due a long and rather guilt-ridden story that doesn’t belong in this post. In order to re-obtain my flat keys I had to take a trip to the local police station where they had a chat and arranged to take me to the hospital for a psychiatric review.

OH HELL YES THERE’S AN UPSIDE!

I am a heterosexual male.

Woman are, quite frankly, the most awe-inspiring creatures to have ever inhabited the planet. Internally they are delightful, mysterious, confusing, complicated, hypocritical, controlling and have the power to light a fire in me of a heat never before survived by mankind.
Externally they are gorgeous, ravishing, splendiferous, global warmingly inducing HOT and just plain downright sexy to the point of it being illegal.

Yummmy!

OH HELL YES THERE MOST DEFINITELY IS A TOTALLY UN-PC UPSIDE!

Because the police officer who escorted me to the hospital for my psych review can only be described as the most gorgeous, ravishing, splendiferous, global warmingly inducing HOT and just plain downright sexy to the point of it being illegal woman I had seen that day.

In fact you could, and indeed should, go so far as to say that she was the most gorgeous, ravishing, splendiferous, global warmingly inducing HOT and just plain downright sexy to the point of it being illegal police officer I have ever seen.

If you want details – just imagine the second [1] most perfect posterior you have ever seen, place it in a uniform [2], have it belong to a woman whose eyes are so spectacular they will burn in your memory for eternity and whose voice sounds so seductive you just want to buy her flowers right then and there.

That’s how gorgeous, ravishing, splendiferous, global warmingly inducing HOT and just plain downright sexy to the point of it being illegal this police officer was…she could whip out the handcuffs and disarm my weapon any day!

So?

OH HELL YES THERE MOST DEFINITELY IS A TOTALLY UN-PC ‘PC’ UPSIDE!

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[1]…for there is a more perfect posterior I have seen which will never be bettered.
[2]…and who doesn’t like a uniform, eh? Naval, army, police, fire, nurse, air hostess…mmm, dreamy dream land is approaching.

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3 thoughts on “Is there an upside to a suicide attempt?

  1. There is no question that your blog has given me all the emotions you described and more.My immediate reaction to this latest blog is to get the first plane to Melbourne and get myself arrested!

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  2. There is no question that your blog has given me all the emotions you described and more.My immediate reaction to this latest blog is to get the first plane to Melbourne and get myself arrested!

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  3. you kinky bugger addy! not sure we needed to know this, surprisingly happy i do mind, not sure boutthat ;)

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